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I consider myself to be good natured
But if I’m pushed by an autocrat
I will push back harder than a freight train
To let them know that they’ve picked the wrong man.

My placid demeanour
Has seen me escape many a scrape
But if I feel that I’m being stepped on
Then the gloves come off.

Try to hurt me or my family
All and sundry, look out. I don’t hold back.
I would gladly go before a judge
And go to prison.

I do whatever it takes. I’m Scottish, after all.